A bit of humor ...

[steve]

Another story about a rich man on his death bed;

Wanted to try to take it with him.
Called in a Baptist Pastor, a Catholic Priest and a Jewish Rabbi.
Told them that he was going to give them each 5 million and that he wanted them to put it in his casket.
They get together after the funeral and discuss their actions. The priest and the pastor admit that the money was presently serving a greater purpose in their ministry. That the man must be realizing that they had done the right thing. The rabbi gets indignant and accuses them of being frauds, seeing as they had promised to put the money in the casket.
They challenge him; "Surely you did not waste 5 million by putting it in the casket!"
He answered; "I sure did, I put in a check for the entire amount!"

 

[Courting4Life]

I like the pavement joke NetWatchR.

 

[Taller on my knees]

Why do monkeys have big nostrils?



....they have big fingers.

 

[Taller on my knees]

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?"
"Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: '4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."

 

[Nancy56]

Thank you for sharing I really enjoyed the humor have a wonderful Sunday everyone

 

[mystic]

"Why a man should want a wife is a mystery. Why he should want two is a bigamistry."
— fictional quote of Mark Twain in short story Mark & Bill by Loren D. Estleman

 

[mystic]

Seen on a church sign:

COME INSIDE AND KNOW JESUS

TEXT WHILE DRIVING AND MEET HIM​

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[Jim an Apostle]

A man rescued from a deserted island was asked why there were 3 huts on the beach. He replied I lived in one and went to church in the other. What about the third one? He was asked. Oh that's where I used to go to church.

 

[Shibboleth]

Saw this on fb a while back.

 

[Shadowjak's Dancer]

To define polygamy terms:

Polyandry: a woman having more than one husband.
Polygyny: a man having more than one wife.
So, then, if monogamy is having only one spouse, would Stereogamy be when two of your wives tell you the same thing at the same time?

 

[Jeff Ray]

Source smbc-comics.com language-3

 

[Keith Martin]

Perfect logic for someone devoid of math sense, right? (Because, instead of being just 2% away from being representative of the population at large, the marriage would suddenly be 15% off!)

But this was my first great laugh of September 10, 2020.

 

[FollowingHim]

The logic is consistent with society. There are minimum quotas of females in employment / government / wherever - but never maximums. They want to get females at least 50% - but the more the better. A 67% female representation in marriage fits the illogical logic perfectly!