ok, time for some amusement.
this is a take-off of the "you know that you are a red-neck if..."
you know know that the relationship is headed for problems if;
when you meet for the first time at the coffee shop and he brings his mother.
when you meet for the first time and she brings her lawer.
when you have been dating for 6 months and he tells you that his birth name was sarah
when you have a great first date in an expensive french restaurant. you are thinking that this may be mr right, and then he asks to borrow $30 gas money to last him until next friday when he gets paid.
how many can you think of?
true ones are grist for the mill also, they can always be prefaced with "this happened to a friend of mine....."
this is a take-off of the "you know that you are a red-neck if..."
you know know that the relationship is headed for problems if;
when you meet for the first time at the coffee shop and he brings his mother.
when you meet for the first time and she brings her lawer.
when you have been dating for 6 months and he tells you that his birth name was sarah
when you have a great first date in an expensive french restaurant. you are thinking that this may be mr right, and then he asks to borrow $30 gas money to last him until next friday when he gets paid.
how many can you think of?
true ones are grist for the mill also, they can always be prefaced with "this happened to a friend of mine....."
