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Acquisition announcement

nathan

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Big news! We are happy to announce that Biblical Families has been acquired by Elon Musk in a deal that way over-values us. Apparently he thinks Biblical polygamy will give him some new kind of 'street cred', so we got that going for us. This deal came together quick (we said 'yes' when he started talking) and we still have details to be worked out, but promises made include future Tesla 6-door vans for all plural families currently signed up on Biblical Families. And a lottery for a trip to Mars for all fathers with 9 or more kids. (Everyone else has kindly stepped backwards, making @The Revolting Man a shoe-in.) We've been promised visibility that will increase signups by about a million people a year - we're not worried about what kind of things they'll post, now that PM is so respectable, compared to, well... everything else going on in society. The Babylon Bee has promised not to make jokes about polygamy, since he owns them too now. Those with wives overseas that they've never met, will be eligible for a special Starlink Internet discount. Custom 'Jezebel Assailer' flame-throwers should be available in time for the Tactical Masculinity event in May. And preppers will get 90%-off Boring Company tunnels for bugout locations, as long as there's room made for 20 extra single-moms and kids living in the vicinity.

To celebrate, there will be Dogecoin available for everyone soon! (Just send us your bitcoin address, and private key, so we can expedite this.)
 
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Asforme&myhouse said:
Did Elon say what the current timeframe is in which we can expect to be able to purchase AI robot wives?
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He said that experiment had been tried in top secret: Unfortunately, emotionless super intelligence was found to be incompatible with submission to... well, 'us', and by day 3 the 'husband' was serving drinks, and the AI was 'wearing the pants' in the house. Ongoing research to replace the AI in the 'robots' with Commodore 64 software is more promising in giving men a fighting chance.
 
Just logging in via starlink from my yacht to thank you for keeping my redundancy package confidential @nathan. Wouldn't want anyone knowing about the more controversial perks. How long do you think the new boss will give people to get over the shock of the surprise acquisition before revealing the new management structure?
 
FollowingHim said:
How long do you think the new boss will give people to get over the shock of the surprise acquisition before revealing the new management structure?
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Let's hope soon, he said he'd pay attention 'just as soon as he gets the Twitter thing straightened out' and the cybertruck launched.
 
nathan said:
Big news! We are happy to announce that Biblical Families has been acquired by Elon Musk in a deal that way over-values us. Apparently he thinks Biblical polygamy will give him some new kind of 'street cred', so we got that going for us. This deal came together quick (we said 'yes' when he started talking) and we still have details to be worked out, but promises made include future Tesla 6-door vans for all plural families currently signed up on Biblical Families. And a lottery for a trip to Mars for all fathers with 9 or more kids. (Everyone else has kindly stepped backwards, making @The Revolting Man a shoe-in.) We've been promised visibility that will increase signups by about a million people a year - we're not worried about what kind of things they'll post, now that PM is so respectable, compared to, well... everything else going on in society. The Babylon Bee has promised not to make jokes about polygamy, since he owns them too now. Those with wives overseas that they've never met, will be eligible for a special Starlink Internet discount. Custom 'Jezebel Assailer' flame-throwers should be available in time for the Tactical Masculinity event in May. And preppers will get 90%-off Boring Company tunnels for bugout locations, as long as there's room made for 20 extra single-moms and kids living in the vicinity.

To celebrate, there will be Dogecoin available for everyone soon! (Just send us your bitcoin address, and private key, so we can expedite this.)
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Just a couple of questions from a newbie to the forum.
Will members now have to pay for a blue tick or extended emoji access ?
Will there be a monetization partner programme?
 
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