A DEBATE/DIALOG ON 1 TIMOTHY 3:2 with SOME CommentS
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DIALOG WITH A BIBLE THUMPING RED NECK
BTR (Bible thumping redneck): Yew caen’t have two wives… Itsa sin’ I tell ya!!
BBP (Bible believing patriarch): So you say, but GOD is the one Who says what is sinful and what is right.
BTR: And He does!!! He says it rite thar in the Good Book!
BBP: Where? Please show me where it is written.
BTR: Waell, everwhere… Lots of vursis say a man caen’t have but one wife.
BBP: Name one.
BTR: Waell, there’s this vurse about if a man wants tah be a biship he must have but one wife. An’ the same fer deecunz an’ elders.
BBP: Hold on… Let me check that. If its in the Bible I’ll believe it. You’re talking about first Timothy three… No, sorry, it doesn’t say “but one wife”. The verse says “one wife” and it does not say ‘only one wife’ so I think it can be understood to mean AT LEAST one wife. If it said “only one” I would believe you.
BTR: It says, “but one wife”! I know cuz I red it!
BBP: Perhaps in the New International Per-Version it says it, but not in the book first delivered to the saints who spoke English and was suffered by GOD to be published abroad where so many others had failed.
BTR: It’s in the NIV BIBLE. Says, “but one wife”.
BBP: The NIV says lots of things that are false because it’s only a perversion of the Scripture. Did you know that the text for that book was published by a Darwinist and a necromancer? The NIV bible is full of lies. Wescott and Hort took the Catholic Latin Vulgate and translated it into Modern Greek which later became the source code for an English translation called the NIV. That New Age Bible has been revised so many times I wouldn’t trust it for all the tea in China. Would you trust a Bible based on the writings of two theologians who never once professed to be believers in Christ, summoned the dead from the grave, and believed in evolution?
BTR: That’s jist yer opinyun!
BBP: No sir, that is historical fact. Check it out. There’s nothing opinionated about it. These are hard-core historical facts. Not only that, but the same people who were so arrogant as to put a copy write on their version of GOD’s word also just happen to be one of the world’s leading publishers of pornography: Penthouse magazine being one of their corporate publications. Would you really receive that publishing over the Holy Bible that was deliberately made Public Domain?
BTR: Waell, I don’t bleeve yew. My pastur uses it and if he uses it then that’s good enuff fer me. He’s a good man and he says itsa sin for a man to have more than one wife. I bleeve him.
BBP: That’s your choice. One day you will have to give account and your pastor won’t be standing there with you when you do, but we digress. The Bible does not say “only one wife” and the Bible does not say it’s a sin for a man to have more than one wife. The reference that you speak of in your book is an insertion. An insertion is something that was added to the text when it wasn’t there before to make it more “readable”, so it is said. Howbeit, in the Greek texts there is no counterpart for the word “but” in that verse because that “but” isn’t in the original translations, BUT was added!
BTR: That’s yer opinyun.
BBP: No sir, that’s documented fact. Any Greek interlinear bible will reveal it. I recommend reading a good KVJ/Greek Interlinear.
BTR: Don’t be talking any Greek gobbledy-gook to me about the Bible. My pastor warned us about people who do this. He says they’re gonna go strait ta hell! Them Greeks is pervurts too ya know! Just sayin’.
BBP: Okay, have it your way. Let’s just suppose for example that the “but” really was scriptural even though all the manuscripts not even two centuries ago and older never once used it. This would be directed to Bishops, Deacons, and Elders. What about the rest of the men in the congregation? The instructions were precise and they were conditional. Why didn’t GOD declare that all men must have “only one wife” then? Why are these verses being specifically directed to only certain types of men and not to all men?
BTR: Waell now, that’s simpul… Coz we all ’sposed ta follow the exampul of the elders and the biships, and the deacons don’tcha know. That’s why they can only have but one wife to show the rest how ta live moral like and stop livin’ in sin.
BBP: I think to an extent you are correct, but the Apostle Paul put it differently. He said, “Are all apostles? Are all prophets? Are all teachers? Are all workers of miracles? Have all the gifts of healing? Do all speak with tongues? Do all interpret?” Clearly not all have the same calling. One of the oldest commandments of GOD was to be fruitful and multiply.
BTR: Now jist wait one cottin pickin’ minit here! Are yew sayin’ whut I think yer sayin’??? Are yew sayin’ yew wuz CALLED to have more than one wife???
BBP: Ayeeup. That’s EXACTLY what I’m saying.
BTR: Lord have mercy! Yew think yer all that! Well, I never…
BBP: You probably never did. GOD knows it’s not my business. But I’ll say this much: You read the Bible carefully and you can see where GOD called men to marry wives plural. I’m not making it up. And if you agree everything in the Bible is the truth then you’ll also agree that the Changeless One never changed His moral law.
BTR: There ya go, twistin’ things again outta contex.
BBP: No, that’s straight talk directly out of your own bible. But I recommend the KJV to the English speaking people because it is far more accurate and hasn’t been tainted with the perverse thinking of the lesbians and homosexuals who published the NIV translation.
BTR: Boy, yor pushing it…
BBP: Your granny. I’m not your boy. I’m a child of GOD and I stand on every word written in the volume of the Book. Go ahead and check for yourself who was the director of the publishing of the NIV Bible. Those people were a bunch of perverts and queers and your pastor is waving that book around like it’s the gospel truth.
BTR: I think we’re done here.
BBP: Me too. You already have alot to check out before you check out. I’ll be praying for you.
BTR: Son, yer gonna burn in hell.
BBP: GOD bless you, sir. Let me know what you think after you do your homework.