5 of 17 Reasons Why People Want to Meet Miss Polygyny

[ylop]

1. The full-length shoulder to hip sash she is wearing that says MISS POLYGYNY 2011 looks hot.
2. In her presentation speech she said she likes meeting people, travel and having fun.
3. She is not genetically related to anyone at the compound.
4. She is already wearing a dress so the head covering will not be as hard to convince her to wear.
5. She is used to having members of the public stare and point at her.

anyone else want to keep going?

ylop

 

[steve]

good start, ylop
i just cannot think of any
#5 is the best

 

[ylop]

Thanks steve, I only need the slightest of encouragement...


6. Tiaras sit so well on those high-rise prairie hairstyles.
7. The contest judges want to meet her because they believe they have first right of refusal (ouch!)
8. Although it is a conservative competition, some of the men were driven wild by the hint of ankle shown during the swimsuit section.
9. Like Eric Liddell in the Olympics, she refused to compete in the events held on Sunday (instead after church she distributed bread to orphans).
10. When cross-examined on bible knowledge, Miss Polygyny cited Solomon as the person she would most like to meet.

ylop

 

[MarvelousMarvin]

7. The contest judges want to meet her because they believe they have first right of refusal (ouch!)

"First right of refusal," of course, means that Miss Polygyny has the right to refuse the first proposal of marriage...so I want to be the second man to meet her!

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If Miss Polygyny accepts one of the zillion marriage proposals she will receive, does she have to resign?