To my favorite lurker. I love you little boke!
(Mrs. Slumberfreeze isn't a registered user but reads my posts)
(Mrs. Slumberfreeze isn't a registered user but reads my posts)
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A shout out...
- Thread starter Slumberfreeze
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You'd be welcome oh lurkey one!
You'd be welcome oh lurkey one!
You're most welcome to join us Mrs Slumberfreeze! I promise us ladies don't bite. Alternatively you can join the ladies chat on Tuesday nights even if you're not signed up.
That goes for any other women who are lurking too. Not men, because if you come on the ladies chat you will get in a lot of trouble lol!
That goes for any other women who are lurking too. Not men, because if you come on the ladies chat you will get in a lot of trouble lol!
Yes, we're rather protective of our women here. There is an automated-gender-detector that will activate an electric castrater. And when only your fingers are touching the computer that takes quite a zap. Really guys, you don't want to chance it, leave our ladies alone... 
FollowingHim said:Yes, we're rather protective of our women here. There is an automated-gender-detector that will activate an electric castrater. And when only your fingers are touching the computer that takes quite a zap. Really guys, you don't want to chance it, leave our ladies alone...
A man walked into Waffle House and tried to go to the men's room but there was an "Out of Order" sign on the door. When he asked the waitress she said he should use the ladies room.
The man went in and sat down to do his business. While he was sitting there he noticed three buttons on the wall. The buttons were labelled, "WW", "WA" and "ATP"
Finally his curiosity got the better of him and he cautiously pushed the one labelled "WW" and warm water shot up to clean him off. "That's awesome," he thought to himself.
Then he pushed the one labelled "WA" and warm air shot up to dry off the water.
He said, "Wow! These women have got it made" and he pushed the button labelled "ATP"...
The next thing he knew he was waking up in the emergency room.
When the doctor came in and asked what had happened to him, he replied "I was kind of hoping you could tell me."
"Well", the doctor asked, "what do you remember?"
The man's face developed a puzzled look and he said, "All I remember was using the ladies room in Waffle House..."
"Oh no, you didn't push the button labelled ATP did you?" The doctor interrupted him.
The man nodded, a little sheepishly, and said "Yeah, what does it do?"
The doctor shook his head in exasperation and said, "That was the automatic tampon puller. We have your private parts in a jar over here. You can take them home with you when you go."
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The moral of the story: Don't doubt Samuel when he threatens your private parts. He has installed an ATP virus on every computer that accesses this website.
Tue. Night info for ladies ? Would like to see if Jennifer might be interested I would like to encourage her maybe she would benefit for the interaction. Is it on google, Skype google plus ? A web site. Someone please send connect information so she can if she wants please send it thru private message so I can save it for her ( find it again on Tuesday)
It's right on the biblicalfamilies.org main page as I understand it. Certainly through the site itself. I haven't actually logged into the chat, but I do know it's through the site.
When you're on the main forum page, it's right up the top, just click the link and log in.