I apologize to those I have offended...

[nathan]

In a sad near future, this may not be satire.

http://thefederalist.com/2015/09/25/were-sorry-for-producing-our-cisgendered-son/

 

[Phillip]

In a sad near future, this may not be satire.

http://thefederalist.com/2015/09/25/were-sorry-for-producing-our-cisgendered-son/

I just read the article. Is this real or a joke?

 

[FollowingHim2]

I just read the article. Is this real or a joke?

It's satire. Thank God.
The Barbie bit was particularly funny.

 

[Phillip]

It's satire. Thank God.
The Barbie bit was particularly funny.

The further I read, the more I wondered. But I was really feeling sorry for that kid.

 

[aineo]

I would laugh at the satire of this if it wasn’t so close to real.

 

[frederick]

Many a truth told in jest.

 

[steve]

It's satire. Thank God.
The Barbie bit was particularly funny.

When all you see are nails, even Barbie is a hammer?

 

[steve]

Well written!

 

[Phillip]

When all you see are nails, even Barbie is a hammer?

But what about Mattel’s polygyny Barbie family? Surely those Barbies and Ken should be treated better than a hammer.

 

[steve]

So I’m waiting for the trans from female to male-ish who wants to be a patriarch.

Or from male to female who wants to be a patriarch.

 

[rockfox]

Barely satire, sadly enough.

 

[Mojo]

ROFL!

The left and right coast just came to life for y'all living in flyover country.

 

[cnystrom]

I lost it at "due to the high number of homosexuals who play and enjoy soccer, we felt this was safe".

 

[frederick]

Pheeewwww…. I never played soccer!