Syro-phoenician woman: I'm gonna go find Jesus and get my daughter healed."
Churchian: "What if it isn't God's will? Aren't you supposed to be submitted to the will of God?"
Woman: "Dunno. Don' care. Ain't comin' back without it!"
A little later ,,, Woman: "Jesus. My daughter needs healed."
Jesus: "Yeah? Ain't right to take the children's food and feed it to the dogs. ... No."
Woman: "Cute. True. But crumbs will do, and us dogs got a right to DAT! My daughter needs healed and I AIN'T GOING HOME WITHOUT IT!"
Jesus: "And there you have it folks! THAT's FAITH! You got it, woman! *Big Divine Smile*" -- Matt. 15:22-28, "Sir BumbleBerry's Bottom Shelf Paraphrase for the Rest of Us"
