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Be specific in your prayers

I have reservations about this.
1) It appears to speak ill of God's character, as... if a man ask a fish, will He for a fish give him a serpent?
2) He says be specific, but... Does not your Father knoweth what things ye have need of, before ye ask him?
 
eye4them said:
I have reservations about this.
1) It appears to speak ill of God's character, as... if a man ask a fish, will He for a fish give him a serpent?
2) He says be specific, but... Does not your Father knoweth what things ye have need of, before ye ask him?
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Our Creator enjoys humor, I’m sure of this.
 
FollowingHim said:
He's nowhere near as funny as a platypus. Now that's God having a joke.

So is the fact that cows clean their nostrils with their tongues. I've seen them do it all my life and I still find it hilarious.
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Almost as funny is watching them scratch their eyes with their rear hoof. Although every time a cow hits me with her ear I crack up.
 
I got hit in the cheek once by a cow's tail that had just been dipped in a fresh poop. Poo painting my face she was, and I was not impressed. I immediately split the hair in her tail switch and tied it in a knot around her back leg. ....and every other time I milked her after that too!
 
Joleneakamama said:
I got hit in the cheek once by a cow's tail that had just been dipped in a fresh poop. Poo painting my face she was, and I was not impressed. I immediately split the hair in her tail switch and tied it in a knot around her back leg. ....and every other time I milked her after that too!
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Yeah, you think that you can blink fast, but when that tail comes out of nowhere and leaves dirt, or worse, on the eyeball……
 
steve said:
Yeah, you think that you can blink fast, but when that tail comes out of nowhere and leaves dirt, or worse, on the eyeball……
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Quite amazing how quick they are. The only thing quicker than a cow's tail, is a goat's hoof landing squarely in the mason jar you had almost full, or a toddler's hand slamming down directly in the center of your mashed potatoes.
 
Joleneakamama said:
I got hit in the cheek once by a cow's tail that had just been dipped in a fresh poop. Poo painting my face she was, and I was not impressed. I immediately split the hair in her tail switch and tied it in a knot around her back leg. ....and every other time I milked her after that too!
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I always wore a wide-brimmed canvas hat when milking cows in a commercial setting. It sheds the manure and saved me several times from poo down the back of the neck.
 
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