Yes!! That’s what I want, a woman who can catch a chicken!! I’m serious. Double points for her if she can also clean it and make delicious fried chicken out of it. Triple points if she knows how to churn butter, wash clothes on a washboard, or knows how to shoot a rifle.
This meme spelled 'vagina' wrong.
The kid at the counter tells the Dalai Lama "that'll be $14.65."The Dalai Lama ends his lifelong search for enlightenment by going to a pizza parlor.
The kid at the counter says to him, "What would you like, Mr. Lama?"
The Dalai Lama replies, "I'd like you to make me one with everything!"