May fall under the "truth is stranger than fiction" category!
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Just Funny Memes
- Thread starter NickF
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The Beatles had a tune about this...
''Yesterday,
I went scuba diving in the bay,
Saw a white fin and began to pray,
That there were no sharks in the bay
Suddenly, i'm not half the man I used to be,
Lost my left leg just below the knee,
....''
That reminds me of my favourite rewrite of that song. Sounds fantastic when sung very passionately...
Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away.
Oh I believe in yesterday.
Suddenly,
There's not half the files there used to be,
And there's a millstone hanging over me
The system crashed so suddenly.
I pushed something wrong
What it was I could not say.
Now my data's gone
and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.
Yesterday,
The need for back-ups seemed so far away.
I knew my data was all here to stay,
Now I believe in yesterday.
Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away.
Oh I believe in yesterday.
Suddenly,
There's not half the files there used to be,
And there's a millstone hanging over me
The system crashed so suddenly.
I pushed something wrong
What it was I could not say.
Now my data's gone
and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.
Yesterday,
The need for back-ups seemed so far away.
I knew my data was all here to stay,
Now I believe in yesterday.
Why did the devil cry when his computer crashed?
Because he doesn't save!
Wouldn't it be harder? It would be a completely different game.
Tis a vieled poly joke.
Also, sometimes grandmasters who get matched against intermediate opponents make a game of converting all their pawns to queens. I know at least one competion match between grandmasters 4 years back, where one managed to get 9 queens.
Also, sometimes grandmasters who get matched against intermediate opponents make a game of converting all their pawns to queens. I know at least one competion match between grandmasters 4 years back, where one managed to get 9 queens.
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Thank you for the explanation!