Remind me of joke.An English joke I recall along the same lines:
A man in a rough part of London has his house burglarized several times and the police do nothing about it. He responds by taking down his British flag and putting up a Palestinian flag.
One of his neighbors asks him why he put up a Palestinian flag because the police are now watching his house all day.
He says with a smile, "That's right."
Rich women goes to bank to raise credit. Credit duration: one week. Collateral: Ferrari.
After trip when she visits bank one employee asks: Out of curiosity, why did you go in debt for one week? Where else is safest place to park Ferrari?