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Jair, you sure have a way with words and a great sense of humor. As you know, one of the pastors in this neck of the woods and I already crossed swords over this. I also suspect it had something to do with my landlord evicting me from my original residence of fourteen years. I made the grievous error of reminding the board of directors of the Corporation that owned the house, in writing, that this was was Canada — not Auschwitz. Apparently this did not exactly go over too well with the board of directors at Heartless River Housing Inc. Of course, my notice did not read anything like "You are hereby evicted from the premesis for engaging in the act of Bigamy" or anything like that. Rarely is the "issue" ever the issue when a man is hauled before a magistrate, I'm finding. Admittedly, the building needed work and they didn't want to give me the standard one year eviction notice so they invented their own twisted reasons. My rejection of their reasons (which I knew would not fly in a court of law) culminated in my ignoring what I knew to be an unlawlful 30 day notice, which amounted to the same injustice with which I was initially threatened in the first place. I suffered at the hands of a nice, but rather incompetant judge who shared little mercy for the likes of me (and a little more mercy on the behalf of my daughter) regardless of any imagined breach of contract. Sadly, I had to pay the court costs and interestingly, one of the same people who served me my notice (not my landlord) lives there now. She's on the government payroll. It sort of reminds me of Mr. Wally Oppal and his crew... One hand washes the other, your tax dollars at work etc. Neo-feminist Misandry is alive and well in Alberta.
I sure miss the outskirts, there's just something about being nudged up alongside the forest that makes me feel secure even if I'm not. Nonetheless I'm still working on getting my soup kitchen built and the COMPOUND developed and I pulled a recent manuever they didn't anticipate so I understand their outrage but there is really little they can do about it now unless they want to BUY US OUT. A mere million will suffice. I'm not greedy. I just happen to know what the land is worth and so does my beautiful, first born daughter :::GRINS::: :mrgreen: I'm currently working on a whole new surprise for them. Meanwhile, there's this fellow from the same town (not my town) who keeps phoning me (about three to four times a day) telling me I'm living in sin and adultery but is completely incapable of showing me where it says so in the Bible. I have decided to let him leave his messages on my answering machine so that I can return them at my leisure. Thank GOD for voice mail! I can only imagine what Winston Blackmore must be going through. And you know what? The wife of my youth DOESN'T EVEN LIVE WITH ME ANYMORE!!! MAN, nothing satisfies these people. Perhaps after they have finished skinning me alive, rolling my sorry carcasse in salt, tarring and feathering me, and hanging me from the highest tree after setting my corpse on fire, they might feel that justice has finally been served. And for what? Taking a second woman to wife without divorcing the first? Until then, I will continue preaching the truth about what GOD called marriage. Persecution and truth go together like salt and pepper. Watch out for the pepper spray, men! Remember you are male and that's your fault!
On a more serious note... (supressing another chuckle) I honestly don't recall hearing of a Servetus but he sounds like my kind of guy. ISRAEL was right. GOD is ONE in every way and there is no way wherein GOD is not ONE. This does not mean by any means that I dismiss the deity of the MESSIAH. I know Who the Per-Son of GOD the Father is and I also know that self-same Spirit is the Father of the Christ. So much for the Roman Catholic trinity doctrine. I simply realize that GOD cannot die and that GOD cannot lie. I have no room for trinity doctrine in my life and this is likely another reason I am so well loved by Christians... lol Not!!! For all the said "errors" one might find in the symbolism of that imperfect text written in the vulgarity of the English slanguage that some would refer to as the HOLY BIBLE, I'm only too pleased to take my chances with the AKJV and let the world keep all its New Age per-versions. All those thees and thous never really bothered me all that much. I'd take stock in Tyndale before I would move beyond King James. Keep the word "NEW" out of it and you'll likely be a whole lot safer IMHO. Here is what I learned about "Door Size": The bigger the door, the broader the path that leads to it. In some ways I''m in pretty good shape for my age since I took up walking as my major mode of transportation years ago: not skinny and hardly obese; so a narrow door doesn't disturb me — it's those narrow-minds, I'm finding, that seem to share an affinity with atherosclerosis and the hardening of the heart. . . I could always be a gentleman and make the ladies walk ten paces behind me. . . That way if I hit a land mine or cross into some "friendly fire" they'd at least have a chance to flee for cover before Homeboy Security and Co. apprehended them for their "own good". You know how it can get in some of these isolated communities. . . Even your neighbor knows what's better for you than you do, right? To be fair, the local R.C.M.P.M.S. have been doing a swell job of ignoring things up here. . . Kind of like my vandalized property, for which I wholeheartedly commend them for ignoring. . . No sense calling after the deed is done. I mean, let's be realistic: The role of a police officer is to arrive at the scene of the crime to draw a nice, neat, white chalkline around the corpse after the crime is committed and to keep things calm in the collective. Let them be content with their wages. What more can we expect?
I have this paranoia about selling out my personal liberties and freedoms for the illusion of security. Amazingly, Canadians still have a few of those and so far our illustrious Prime Minister hasn't officially announced before the media that our Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms isn't just a (to quote Mr. Bush) "g-d damned piece of paper". Hope springs eternal and her daughter needs to go back to sleep. Okay, MY daughter NEEDS to go back to sleep. OKAY... OUR daughter needs to go back to sleep. So much for "a father's JOY". ABIGAIL, GO TO SLEEP! :lol: TTYL
Edward
Jair, you sure have a way with words and a great sense of humor. As you know, one of the pastors in this neck of the woods and I already crossed swords over this. I also suspect it had something to do with my landlord evicting me from my original residence of fourteen years. I made the grievous error of reminding the board of directors of the Corporation that owned the house, in writing, that this was was Canada — not Auschwitz. Apparently this did not exactly go over too well with the board of directors at Heartless River Housing Inc. Of course, my notice did not read anything like "You are hereby evicted from the premesis for engaging in the act of Bigamy" or anything like that. Rarely is the "issue" ever the issue when a man is hauled before a magistrate, I'm finding. Admittedly, the building needed work and they didn't want to give me the standard one year eviction notice so they invented their own twisted reasons. My rejection of their reasons (which I knew would not fly in a court of law) culminated in my ignoring what I knew to be an unlawlful 30 day notice, which amounted to the same injustice with which I was initially threatened in the first place. I suffered at the hands of a nice, but rather incompetant judge who shared little mercy for the likes of me (and a little more mercy on the behalf of my daughter) regardless of any imagined breach of contract. Sadly, I had to pay the court costs and interestingly, one of the same people who served me my notice (not my landlord) lives there now. She's on the government payroll. It sort of reminds me of Mr. Wally Oppal and his crew... One hand washes the other, your tax dollars at work etc. Neo-feminist Misandry is alive and well in Alberta.
I sure miss the outskirts, there's just something about being nudged up alongside the forest that makes me feel secure even if I'm not. Nonetheless I'm still working on getting my soup kitchen built and the COMPOUND developed and I pulled a recent manuever they didn't anticipate so I understand their outrage but there is really little they can do about it now unless they want to BUY US OUT. A mere million will suffice. I'm not greedy. I just happen to know what the land is worth and so does my beautiful, first born daughter :::GRINS::: :mrgreen: I'm currently working on a whole new surprise for them. Meanwhile, there's this fellow from the same town (not my town) who keeps phoning me (about three to four times a day) telling me I'm living in sin and adultery but is completely incapable of showing me where it says so in the Bible. I have decided to let him leave his messages on my answering machine so that I can return them at my leisure. Thank GOD for voice mail! I can only imagine what Winston Blackmore must be going through. And you know what? The wife of my youth DOESN'T EVEN LIVE WITH ME ANYMORE!!! MAN, nothing satisfies these people. Perhaps after they have finished skinning me alive, rolling my sorry carcasse in salt, tarring and feathering me, and hanging me from the highest tree after setting my corpse on fire, they might feel that justice has finally been served. And for what? Taking a second woman to wife without divorcing the first? Until then, I will continue preaching the truth about what GOD called marriage. Persecution and truth go together like salt and pepper. Watch out for the pepper spray, men! Remember you are male and that's your fault!
On a more serious note... (supressing another chuckle) I honestly don't recall hearing of a Servetus but he sounds like my kind of guy. ISRAEL was right. GOD is ONE in every way and there is no way wherein GOD is not ONE. This does not mean by any means that I dismiss the deity of the MESSIAH. I know Who the Per-Son of GOD the Father is and I also know that self-same Spirit is the Father of the Christ. So much for the Roman Catholic trinity doctrine. I simply realize that GOD cannot die and that GOD cannot lie. I have no room for trinity doctrine in my life and this is likely another reason I am so well loved by Christians... lol Not!!! For all the said "errors" one might find in the symbolism of that imperfect text written in the vulgarity of the English slanguage that some would refer to as the HOLY BIBLE, I'm only too pleased to take my chances with the AKJV and let the world keep all its New Age per-versions. All those thees and thous never really bothered me all that much. I'd take stock in Tyndale before I would move beyond King James. Keep the word "NEW" out of it and you'll likely be a whole lot safer IMHO. Here is what I learned about "Door Size": The bigger the door, the broader the path that leads to it. In some ways I''m in pretty good shape for my age since I took up walking as my major mode of transportation years ago: not skinny and hardly obese; so a narrow door doesn't disturb me — it's those narrow-minds, I'm finding, that seem to share an affinity with atherosclerosis and the hardening of the heart. . . I could always be a gentleman and make the ladies walk ten paces behind me. . . That way if I hit a land mine or cross into some "friendly fire" they'd at least have a chance to flee for cover before Homeboy Security and Co. apprehended them for their "own good". You know how it can get in some of these isolated communities. . . Even your neighbor knows what's better for you than you do, right? To be fair, the local R.C.M.P.M.S. have been doing a swell job of ignoring things up here. . . Kind of like my vandalized property, for which I wholeheartedly commend them for ignoring. . . No sense calling after the deed is done. I mean, let's be realistic: The role of a police officer is to arrive at the scene of the crime to draw a nice, neat, white chalkline around the corpse after the crime is committed and to keep things calm in the collective. Let them be content with their wages. What more can we expect?
I have this paranoia about selling out my personal liberties and freedoms for the illusion of security. Amazingly, Canadians still have a few of those and so far our illustrious Prime Minister hasn't officially announced before the media that our Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms isn't just a (to quote Mr. Bush) "g-d damned piece of paper". Hope springs eternal and her daughter needs to go back to sleep. Okay, MY daughter NEEDS to go back to sleep. OKAY... OUR daughter needs to go back to sleep. So much for "a father's JOY". ABIGAIL, GO TO SLEEP! :lol: TTYL
Edward