This one is hysterical!
I LOVE it when people actually practice what they preach! Andrew is so right, that it is incredibly difficult to save yourselves for the wedding!
I couldn’t remember if it was in Princess Bride or not. Perhaps my memory of Robin Hood Men in Tights is off or they may both have it.Princess Bride.
Oh no! You've gotta go through our, "Berfore You Say 'I Do'" class first! Just control your urges, you sinful reprobate! We'll have a 16 week class for you two in the Fall, and as soon as you complete the training, we can officiate the ceremony for you!Just move the wedding up!
I have a confession to make. As a preface, I had no choice but to get a marriage license, (not that I wouldn't have done so given the choice) or else she would have been sent back to her country. I paid the $100 deposit for the church, but never paid the balance $300 that they told us they would charge. That was 18 years ago Sunday.How bout we just grab a couple of friends as witnesses, hold each other's hand, and say "I take you as my man/woman" and kiss? BAM!! We just saved a bunch of money (without Gieco!), now let's PARTY!!
What if they decide to repossess her?I have a confession to make. As a preface, I had no choice but to get a marriage license, (not that I wouldn't have done so given the choice) or else she would have been sent back to her country. I paid the $100 deposit for the church, but never paid the balance $300 that they told us they would charge. That was 18 years ago Sunday.
Then I guess I would have to go with #1 or #2....after getting her to agree to polygamy, of course!What if they decide to repossess her?