OK, I'm laughin' now too; a little bit. After trying to see this from your side, I can see the humor in it. If I were Mr. Shipley or Mr. Luck standing here spewing this silliness you might sit up and take notice. Who am I? NOBODY!
I've had a couple years to let this whole thing simmer in my grey matter. If one does a little reading about the medical issues relating to hermaphrodite or ambiguously sexed babies where doctors have to try decide which way to go with the surgery, and that early stage fetuses are all female-like and develop maleness as they grow, and the affects of sex hormones on the body, and other similar issues, then the concept of androgyny, and that God could have removed the female parts to make Eve, doesn't seem so far fetched. It seems more like the natural explanation.
Anyway, all is forgiven. I remain unrepentant, but I hope you can forgive me as well.