Me: You know my wife has a sweet tooth, but I got her on medication to take care of that.
Steve: Are you trying to kill your wife?
Isaac: Chirp, Chirp, Chirp.
Me: How Dare you insinuate that I am trying to kill my wife of 18 years!
Isaac: I think you are overreacting a bit.
Double standard much?
Steve: Are you trying to kill your wife?
Isaac: Chirp, Chirp, Chirp.
Me: How Dare you insinuate that I am trying to kill my wife of 18 years!
Isaac: I think you are overreacting a bit.
Double standard much?