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Why Not Polygamy? A Question to Progressive Churches

ZecAustin said:
I bet someone would want to see me naked in gold fleck paint....
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How did you know? I thought I hid it so well....................................... oh oops you weren’t talking about me where you? Please forget I said that.
 
ZecAustin said:
I would like to apologize Carnivore. Right after I advised caution on this topic I stripped down naked, painted myself in gold fleck paint, lit my hair on fire and ran through the room singing, "Preacher's on Fire!" with a sparkler in each hand a red smoke grenade taped to my lower back where it barely covered up my tramp stamp which was done in prison and represents my beard surround by the Latin phrase "Ignoramus Terrrificus" over a picture of Daffy Duck dive bombing in his dubya-dubya 2 fighter plane with a little cartoon bubble over his head that reads, "Caution? We don't need no stinking caution! Die!!! I saw what you did to my friend!"
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Now its a party
 
ZecAustin said:
Now you're just being mean! Just because my head is rock hard doesn't mean my heart is!
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I told my brother he hurt my feelings. He quickly reminded me I don’t have feelings to hurt. If I was being mean, I guess I could apologize, and for that reason I write this post.
 
ZecAustin said:
Do you mean to imply that there is only one woman in the world with good sense, refined taste, a love of spectacle and an eye for beauty? You make me sad sir.
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I mean to imply that all of the many women whose taste extends to your naked body will likely have different preferences as to paint colour, and will argue it even more severely than they'd debate the colour of the kitchen.
 
FollowingHim said:
I mean to imply that all of the many women whose taste extends to your naked body will likely have different preferences as to paint colour, and will argue it even more severely than they'd debate the colour of the kitchen.
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You're right! I hadn't even though about color preference. Maybe I should paint myself like a gold flecked rainbow! Then no one will be offended.
 
ZecAustin said:
You're right! I hadn't even though about color preference. Maybe I should paint myself like a gold flecked rainbow! Then no one will be offended.
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They might mistake you for an lgbtq activist.
 
ZecAustin said:
You know, it's just impossible to please you people! If you're just going to complain I'll skip the paint altogether!
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No please no!!!!
 
This thread was funnier than the biscuit thread!

Imaginative group here!

If you ever get all these thread participants together in one place....we could sell tickets I'll bet!
*solemn nods with poker face*
 
PeteR said:
Irony indeed, but the glaring question both the author and commentors fail at is the homosexuality is absolutely forbidden in Scripture, yet they make cases for it as 'progressive Christianity.' That was sickening, but such an odd twist that the same peeps can.t figure that there is no argument against poly in Scripture, rather, their 'progressive' sensibilities lean toward mono ('the trajectory of Scripture is plural to mono blah, blah, blah...).... talk about Alice in Wonderland. .... truly warped brainiacs.

Wow!
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I believe the author pointed out that it's not forbidden.

But you are correct, it's a strange alter reality we have here....the politically correct and the biblically correct.
 
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