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Let's make some pro polygyny memes

There ain’t no sister wife that ain’t gonna get vexed at some point, the enemy will see to it.

Vexing her purposefully is non-kosher.
 
RussianPolyGirl said:
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What if your 4 sisters love your new boyfriend more
than you expected...?
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I guess if everyone agreed I would agree.
 
Slumberfreeze said:
I would suspect they were only after me for my body. And by that I mean my kidneys
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How many kidneys do you have?

But maybe you need to keep that secret, I’d hate for you to disappear.
 
Found the source: https://thoughtcatalog.com/anita-h/...dating-a-guy-who-has-a-lot-of-female-friends/

From the expressions on the women's faces, I would think that the rwo on the right, are the most interested in him. I think it would be safe to start off with those two, which assuming you can handle one wife, and are pretty sure you can handle the second, those two would be safest to startt off with, and then if you still feel brave, you could marry the one on the left, since she seems somewhat interestd. See, that way you ease your way into it. I don't know myself, if I would really want more than 2. Now Philip Sharp,....that man was really brave!
 
Daniel DeLuca said:
Found the source: https://thoughtcatalog.com/anita-h/...dating-a-guy-who-has-a-lot-of-female-friends/

From the expressions on the women's faces, I would think that the rwo on the right, are the most interested in him. I think it would be safe to start off with those two, which assuming you can handle one wife, and are pretty sure you can handle the second, those two would be safest to startt off with, and then if you still feel brave, you could marry the one on the left, since she seems somewhat interestd. See, that way you ease your way into it. I don't know myself, if I would really want more than 2. Now Philip Sharp,....that man was really brave!
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Hmmm... I think he should take them all at the same time so there's no issues over first, second, third, etc., as it cuts out the opportunity for all the haggling over one losing her position to the hot young newbie.
Slumberfreeze said:
Not to worry. I have a black belt in "not going anywhere"-fu.
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Yes Grasshopper, but having a black belt in "not going anywhere"-fu doesn't mean one has reached full self realization in these struggles.
 
Daniel DeLuca said:
Found the source: https://thoughtcatalog.com/anita-h/...dating-a-guy-who-has-a-lot-of-female-friends/

From the expressions on the women's faces, I would think that the rwo on the right, are the most interested in him. I think it would be safe to start off with those two, which assuming you can handle one wife, and are pretty sure you can handle the second, those two would be safest to startt off with, and then if you still feel brave, you could marry the one on the left, since she seems somewhat interestd. See, that way you ease your way into it.
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The one directly behind him is clearly deeply spiritual and contemplative. She'll be the one least likely to throw a fit when things don't go her way. :D

steve said:
How many kidneys do you have?
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OMG I just got why you asked that. I didn't mean they needed my kidneys for themselves, just that those plus my liver and hear would probably net them an easy half a million dollars on the black market for one night's worth of work, which splits up pretty nicely 5 ways.
 
Philip Sharp left behind 6 godly submissive widows. If you can relocate to the UK, or try to get them to immigrate here....go for it! Now I don't blame anybody who might be hesitant to marry Tracey, but the other ones, are somewhat attractive.
 
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