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One Flesh - a biological perspective

Nobody needs women. They are a want, not a need.
So I'll take that as you not going back on the kind offer, but hoping I'll refuse it to save you the embarrassment of backing down. Fat chance of that. :-)
 
Absolutely, and I'm quite happy to take them off your hands, since you don't need them. It's great to be in such agreement.
It is wonderful to have brothers of one mind. 😁
 
Absolutely, and I'm quite happy to take them off your hands, since you don't need them. It's great to be in such agreement.
So think through this statement and try and figure out where it falls apart.

Also, having 8 daughters means I’m blessed, not that callous jokes about them are funny because I could conceivably afford to lose a few. There is an art to crossing the line. The rule of thumb is that wives, daughters and mothers are off limits.

On top of that, my next eligible daughter is 5. So……creep much?

And on top of all that, we’ve heard testimony that you’ve had sex 7 times in 10 years and who would subject their daughter to that?
 
So you offered to help me with my wife's current infertility, knowing your oldest eligible daughter was only 5? Yeah, I agree that's creepy.

I formally decline your inappropriate offer, and will instead make an appointment on my calendar to have sex with my wife for the eighth time. I am looking forward to it already.
 
Well, that de-escalated quickly!
 
This has been one of the most fun bibfam interactions in a while.
 
So you offered to help me with my wife's current infertility, knowing your oldest eligible daughter was only 5? Yeah, I agree that's creepy.

I formally decline your inappropriate offer, and will instead make an appointment on my calendar to have sex with my wife for the eighth time. I am looking forward to it already.
So when 8th child arrives we would know when calendar appointment was. And he has admitted that he has sex less per year.

Maybe, if we stop joking on @FollowingHim account he would be free to move appointment from 2024 to summer 2023. 😃
 
So you offered to help me with my wife's current infertility, knowing your oldest eligible daughter was only 5? Yeah, I agree that's creepy.

I formally decline your inappropriate offer, and will instead make an appointment on my calendar to have sex with my wife for the eighth time. I am looking forward to it already.
You’re a moron. I didn’t offer you one of my daughters and never would. I didn’t bring my daughters or your wife in to this at any point. You got your feelings all in a ball and went nasty to try and make yourself feel better.

You’re supposed to be the head moderator, act like it. I made a juvenile joke about your masculinity and you went after children. The appropriate response was jocularity. Instead you did everything in your power to prove the joke right.
 
@The Revolting Man, everything in this entire last page of discussion was a light-hearted joke, at my expense, and every reader who has commented above has found it hilarious. I could take offence at the insults thrown at me, but have found them equally amusing myself. I do not understand why you have taken this so negatively, but if you cannot see the funny side I can remove this series of comments. Would you like me to do that?
This has been one of the most fun bibfam interactions in a while.
 
@The Revolting Man, everything in this entire last page of discussion was a light-hearted joke, at my expense, and every reader who has commented above has found it hilarious. I could take offence at the insults thrown at me, but have found them equally amusing myself. I do not understand why you have taken this so negatively, but if you cannot see the funny side I can remove this series of comments. Would you like me to do that?
I’m not ashamed of anything I wrote. You should be.
 
So if neither of us has a problem with what we have said, and nobody outside the two of us has complained, I see no problem needing further action.

However, if anyone other than @The Revolting Man or myself (who are involved and biased) feels that this exchange was inappropriate in any way, please let me or (better, for independence) one of the moderators know so that if some action is required that can be taken.
 
And if I were to count all the attempts that didn't result in pregnancy compared to the 16 measly times I actually got pregnant???......it might to irreparable damage to my ego!

The amount of "practice" required for each child is embarrassing. I truly couldn't begin to estimate even.

Practice makes perfect.

At least that's what I always tell @Foxlily.
 
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